Sundry Stuff
· Abortion is surely the ultimate birth control, while many methods regarded as birth control are really misconceptions
· Regarding the Republican Presidential Primaries, Chris Christie will
- go big or go home or
- go big & go home
So, either way, he goes big
· Doctors have recommended that Pope Francis switch to sprouted whole grain wafers after they determined his recent gastro-intestinal issues were caused by a build-up of thousands of partially digested communion hosts
· Not only did slaves develop skills which could be applied for their personal benefit, clearly their finely honed manual work ethic gave their descendants distinct advantages in professional athletics, so helping white families transition from owning plantations to owning sports teams. Of course slaves were not alone in having the opportunity to acquire skills in a challenging environment
- Early Christians: an introduction to gross anatomy
- Those accused of being Witches: beginner swimming lessons &/or the use of kindling
- 18th century French: quick cure for headaches
- Native Americans: simplified relocation & resettlement
- 19th century Irish: the benefits of a low carb diet
· Snorted some – no effect. Sprinkled some on insects invading rose bushes – did nothing. Added to kitty litter – just got messy. ‘All Purpose’ Flour? I don’t think so
· Despite earlier assurances that there were no more, dozens of additional classified documents have been found at Mike Pence’s residence – apparently used as bookmarks in the 82 Gideon bibles he collected while travelling as VP
· Less-than-toxic masculinity - large muscular guys who stand outside night clubs, mumble & don’t make eye contact while wearing t-shirts that say “Insecurity”
· Hindsight may be 20/20 but that’s still not perfect vision – though maybe as good as should be expected when the view is from out of one’s ass
· Doc has recommended treatment as follows:
o Sneezy – Claritin
o Sleepy – Espresso
o Grumpy – Lithium
o Bashful - Zoloft
o Dopey – Prevagen
o Happy - Psychotherapy
RFK jr has stated that there was in fact a second gunman. Tony “the jab” Fauci was on the grassy knoll & administered a shot. A syringe was subsequently found hidden in the seat of an Oldsmobile on Chappaquiddick Island & is now embedded in a concrete runway pad - at JFK